dick in a box

The act on putting your penis inside of a box and giving it to someone special.

Based on the song sang by Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg on Saturday Night Live where they played as two early-1990s R&B ballad singers who believe the best gift to give to their girlfriends is their dicks in gift boxes (hence the title of the song, Dick in a Box.).

See also

• breasts in a box
• mystery box

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